Wildlife Conservation Fan Pillows

"Rocks? No - What you two need is watches."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

Polluted geese

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

Frog in the puddles.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Bee flying to another flower.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Marco ..."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Koala

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I love this time of day."

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!