Animal Conservation Pillows

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

Beached Whales

'He says we helped destroy his habitat through global warming, so now he's going to live with us.'

"Hey, three squares a day, no trophy hunters. Maybe captivity isn't so bad."

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

'One more smarthy outburst like that, and I'm holding you BOTH in contempt!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"I can't believe we got on the ark, Fred!"

A planet like ours - "...yeah great, we're an endangered species and you're into extreme sports."

'So this is human hide...'

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

"Tallyho!"

Penguins applying sun tan lotion.

Endangered Species restaurant

"If these things are supposed to be aphrodisiacs, how come we're not seeing a little more action?"

"Don't panic, Doris, it's just a giant gorilla don't hurt it, it's a protected species!"

Giraffe Trophy

'Why, yes! I'm staunchly pro-life!'

"Tricky"

Turkey Owl

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

wildlfe protection, birds from cats

Global Warming Penguin

Municipal Zoo - Closed due to Extinction.

'Well it dosen't look like an endangerd species to me...'

'At least with traditional fox hunting, I have a chance! With poisoned baits however...'

"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."

"Let's start with the ones on the endangered list."