Animal Preservation Pillows

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Foster failure"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

North Pole

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

reincarnated worm...

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Dog Dreams

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Foster failure

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Tallyho!"