Preservation Pillows

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Nature versus commerce.

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Park Statue

'You and your stones collection.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

You were warned about mixed marriages!

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.