Cultural Preservation Pillows

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

West Australian mining industry

'Give them a right-a-way through our land and the next thing you now they'll want to put up condos, fast food places, parking lots...'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Nature versus commerce.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Cossack dancers

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'Forget what?'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'Well, it's about time!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"I dunno...ask him."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Welsh Dragon

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Little boy dragon

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

You were warned about mixed marriages!