Art Conservation Pillows

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

North Pole

Deforestation.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Nature versus commerce.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

reincarnated worm...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

"I love you too, big guy."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'