Art Collection Pillows

The Queen

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'

'Well, I don't suppose it'll be the last project to go completely wrong!'

Conservative Victory, 1874.

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

'I'm a tattooist mate not a micro-surgeon.'

Little Dorrit - The Pensioner Entertainment

'These were from my early 'Corporate Period'.'

'On some my right brain says they're good art but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art but my left brain says they're good investments.'

Titian

"On the bright side, it has a full and luxurious head of hair!"

Captain Pointy No.45 - Dynamite in your Pants Man

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Firing Squad with Teddy

Sharks in hell.

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

7th annual weird fishes pageant

"Have't seen this before...I'll need to ask the boss."

National Pottery Live

Otto von Bismarck

Latest Human Rights Sensation

Ex Ceo begging on the street with a sign saying 'Ex Ceo 2 divorces, 1 yacht, jet and private art collection to support'.

'Okaaay, big guy, the picture goes. Funny, nobody's ever complained about it before you.'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Desert crawler following water

"Can you try not to cut my head off in this one?"

"Are shares in a basketball team, three Van Goghs, some condos in Arizona and a Caribbean yacht diversified enough for you."

The artist

"Should we tell him it isn't a 'witty and insightful reflection upon the dangers of global warming', it's just the fire extinguisher."

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

Vladimir Putin proceeds with his invasion of Ukraine

King Trump