Preserving Pillows

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Ted was in a jam...

Chutney

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

reincarnated worm...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."