Animal Preservation Mugs

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Foster failure"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Nature versus commerce.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Dog Dreams

reincarnated worm...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Foster failure

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Tallyho!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."