Animal Preserver Pillows

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'I can't work on this fish until you get the lead out of your bass.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Orange Bengal Tiger

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Protection animals

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

'This preliminary report looks at how we can best address green waste through sustainable forest management...'

"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

"Have they no shame?"

Hunters in a forest.