Nature Preservers Pillows

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"I approve of protesters tying themselves to trees, where would we be without them?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Just Stop Boil

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Fish want out of polluted river.