Nature Preservers Pillows

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"I approve of protesters tying themselves to trees, where would we be without them?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Just Stop Boil

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Evolution.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'