"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."
Nature Preservers Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the eco-conscious and nature preservation enthusiasts? Our collection features witty, thoughtful products that highlight their love for the environment. Perfect for the green-minded friend or family member who champions sustainability and cares deeply for the planet—these gifts make a memorable statement about their passion for protecting nature.
"I approve of protesters tying themselves to trees, where would we be without them?"
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
Deforestation.
The Environmentalist
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
"I love you too, big guy."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Just Stop Boil
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."
Evolution.
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"
'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'
"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
The melting polar ice caps
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Igloo for birds.
'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'
Global Warming Coming Soon!
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
Nature Preservers Gifts Collection
Nature Preservers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for nature preservers—humorous, inspiring, and made to remind them of their eco-commitment every morning.
Nature Preservers Pillows
Find pillows that bring eco-conscious messages into their home decor, perfect for nature preservation advocates.
Nature Preservers Prints
Browse inspiring art prints that highlight the beauty of nature and the importance of protecting our planet, ideal for any eco-minded space.
Nature Preservers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that help nature lovers express their passion for conservation with witty and meaningful designs they’ll love to wear.