Nature Protector Gifts

Wind Farm where a forest once stood.

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"

"Make sure you look after it!"

Urban Tsunami

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'

A Tiger enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of Big Game Hunters.

Cirrhosis of the river.

"Conserving water is a huge issue that we all need to address! If anyone calls tell them I'll be back in 30 minutes after my shower."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The problem with biofuel - it takes up too much space

"One day son, all this junk will be mail!"

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Mother Nature 101

"It's the way of the future, Nancy, solar bears!"

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

"We are so totally doomed."

'Why are you taking Gas-X?' 'To preserve the ozone.'

Melting Polar Ice Caps.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Plants that listen to Rush Limbaugh.

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

"Climate change is natural."

'Have you thought about how this may effect global temperatures in a few million years?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Ecological picnic

Couple walking in wind and rain, "This global warming's a worry"

Biodiversité

"Poor Jim. He was a climate change denier and refused to see his iceberg melt."

"What happened?"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"