Nature Protection Gifts

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Poor Fred, such a fierce and proud creature finishing up as a handbag: What a tragedy...'

Global warming

Landfill to the left of us, landfill to the right of us...

Cecil the Lion

A whale shoots garbage out its blowhole.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Smokey The Tree"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Just Stop Boil

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The Golfing Accident

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).