Natural Resource Protector Gifts

'Every day I listen to your patients complain about the rat race. Well, my friend, I'm sick of the human race.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Smokey The Tree"

The Golfing Accident

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I brought cocoa."

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

Igloo for birds.

The New Normal