Environmental Protector Gifts

'Honestly, Clara, you know I don't like auctions anyway, but this...!'

"You were right. It's a mess."

No smoking.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Trump leaving

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Smokey The Tree"

The Golfing Accident

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I brought cocoa."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Would it kill you to compost?"