Environmental Protection Worker Gifts

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Smokey The Tree"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"I brought cocoa."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"The Nominees"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Raining Leaves.

Nuclear Proliferation

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"I dunno...ask him."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."