Environmental Protection Worker Gifts

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Smokey The Tree"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"I brought cocoa."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Nuclear Proliferation

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Raining Leaves.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"The Nominees"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"I dunno...ask him."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'