Environmental Worker Gifts

'At this rate, we'll never become obsolete.'

'Water has become so scarce, we've had to dilute it...!'

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

Dept. of the Environment Anti-Litter Division.

Mask Autumn

How do you know it was me doing all the littering? You left a paper trail.

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

City Litter Distribution.

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Litter Plough.

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

Dept Of The Environment - "Do you fancy going away for a clean weekend?"

"Jeff's in toxic waste handling."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

North Pole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."