New Job In Environmental Field Gifts

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

The Food Chain

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

Mask Autumn

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Neptune's Weekend

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

'ALP Electric Company'

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

'I'm NOT being a NIMBY...it's just ruddy inconvenient!'

Technology and drought

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

Getting rid of bottled water at school is a good eco-club project -- in theory. But?

"Ma! Harvey's using up natural resources again."