New Job In Environmental Field Mugs

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

The Food Chain

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Mask Autumn

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Neptune's Weekend

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

'ALP Electric Company'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

'I'm NOT being a NIMBY...it's just ruddy inconvenient!'

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Technology and drought

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

"Ma! Harvey's using up natural resources again."

Wind Turbine