Career Change To Environmental Sector Mugs

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The Food Chain

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Caged Businessman

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Mask Autumn

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Any awards or honors?'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

Evolution looks like a good career move.

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years apart from a thousand miles from this f****** s**thole?"

Idiot wanted, apply within.

Neptune's Weekend

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

"Stupid bean counter!"

"You're a bit overqualified for this position, how good are you are forgetting everything you know?"

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"