Environmental Specialist Mugs

Sewage bill

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Deforestation.

Pipe Dream.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

North Pole

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Polluted geese

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys