New Job In Sustainability Gifts

'Martini! Didn't you read the brief? We have gone green.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Vivienne Westwood

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

City Windfarms.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

Climate change skeptics.

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"