New Job In Sustainability Prints

'Martini! Didn't you read the brief? We have gone green.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

City Windfarms.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

Climate change skeptics.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.