New Job In Science Prints

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

The First Martian Dog.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'New Game'

Parking meter on the moon.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Cloud Computing.

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"I got connected to the internet!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'I'm grooming you for this position and giving you a makeover.'

Desert wifi

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"Great launch party"

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

'I'm giving you a bigger desk, so you can take more of my work.'

You.com

A candidate for a job in scientific research being tested for whether she is too impressionable for unbiased independent thinking.

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'