New Job In Science Mugs

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

Parking meter on the moon.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Cloud Computing.

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'I'm grooming you for this position and giving you a makeover.'

Desert wifi

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"Great launch party"

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

'I'm giving you a bigger desk, so you can take more of my work.'

You.com

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

A candidate for a job in scientific research being tested for whether she is too impressionable for unbiased independent thinking.

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"