New Job As A Scientist Mugs

"No more science parties for you!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Where your mind & battle are los

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

2021

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'How fast can you hype?'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Fear/Knowledge

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We've made great progress!"