Science Lab Worker Mugs

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

'What's your blood type?'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."