Sustainable Worker Gifts

Organic Filing

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

100% carbon neutral

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Just Stop Boil

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Vivienne Westwood

Free Range Employees.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Litter Pick

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Tree Funeral

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Water scarcity in Africa

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.