Sustainability Managers Gifts

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Population rocket

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Tree Funeral

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

City Windfarms.

COP29

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Recycling centre

Population train.

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Putting money back in to the world economy

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Wind Energy

Industries with clean energy

Energy trap.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Green Ideas