Sustainability Stewards Gifts

'Water, water....'

Consumption vs. Strategy.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

"Would you like some wings?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

The original paperless office

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

100% carbon neutral

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Population rocket

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated