Sustainability Coordinator Gifts

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'And I'm pleased to report that we've reduced our carbon footprint from a 14 triple 'E' to a 5-1/2 triple 'A'.'

Low carbon community.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Climate Crisis

The original paperless office

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Food waste with recycling symbol