Sustainability Coordinator Gifts

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'And I'm pleased to report that we've reduced our carbon footprint from a 14 triple 'E' to a 5-1/2 triple 'A'.'

Low carbon community.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The original paperless office

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

100% carbon neutral

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Climate Crisis

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."