Sustainability Champion Gifts

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.

"Not only do we have to be environmentally responsible, but socially too?"

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

Environment policy.

Earth apple.

"My other car has lower emissions."

Electric cars filling up.

"Sir, would you take this latest warning of ecological disaster and pooh-pooh it for me?"

'They turned them all upside-down when they worked out tides are more reliable than the wind.'

Ecological balance.

US Energy Consumption

Clean water.

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"And this is where we keep the gross domestic product."

Floods Linked to Fossil Fuel Use

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Cute cartoon, but what if some readers don't get that it's an allegory for global warming denial?"

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."

Earth Closing Down

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"My doctor said there's nothing they can do once you get humans."

'Paper. No, wait! Plastic. No, wait...'

Three Pigs Wind Farm.

Meow Jima

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

Stock Market to Farmer's Market.

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Person of the Decade

"Don’t you just hate that ‘Greener-than-thou’ attitude?"