Sustainability Champion Gifts

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

"Not only do we have to be environmentally responsible, but socially too?"

Environment policy.

Earth apple.

"My other car has lower emissions."

Electric cars filling up.

"Sir, would you take this latest warning of ecological disaster and pooh-pooh it for me?"

'They turned them all upside-down when they worked out tides are more reliable than the wind.'

US Energy Consumption

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

Ecological balance.

Clean water.

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

"Cute cartoon, but what if some readers don't get that it's an allegory for global warming denial?"

"And this is where we keep the gross domestic product."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Floods Linked to Fossil Fuel Use

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

Earth Closing Down

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Three Pigs Wind Farm.

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Stock Market to Farmer's Market.

'Paper. No, wait! Plastic. No, wait...'

"My doctor said there's nothing they can do once you get humans."

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

The Environmentalist

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"I love you too, big guy."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"