Sustainability Director Gifts

Never Source

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Climate Crisis

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Population rocket

Vivienne Westwood

Environment policy.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"