Sustainability Director Pillows

Never Source

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

100% carbon neutral

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Climate Crisis

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Population rocket

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Environment policy.

City Windfarms.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."