Sustainability Manager Pillows

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Putting money back in to the world economy

Wind Energy

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

100% carbon neutral

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Climate Crisis

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Population rocket

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Environment policy.

Tree Funeral

City Windfarms.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."