Sustainability Manager T-Shirts

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Wanting to become a greener company, Taldec Industries found a way to harness wind energy within their offices.

Putting money back in to the world economy

Wind Energy

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Climate Crisis

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Population rocket

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Vivienne Westwood

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Environment policy.

Tree Funeral

City Windfarms.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'