Sustainability Specialist T-Shirts

"I think we might have taken the recycling a bit too far!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The original paperless office

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

100% carbon neutral

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Earth stove

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."