Sustainability Strategist T-Shirts

"I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse thing is pure genius!"

"Printing more money instead of using what's out there - is that environmentally friendly?"

What is the biggest problem with climate change... Hot air generated by endless talk about it.

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

Population rocket

Negative and positive effects of fishing

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

City Windfarms.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

COP29

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Ecological balance.

Rubbish and Everest

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'