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'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Population rocket

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Biro Diversity

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Putting money back in to the world economy

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Woo-hoo!"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."