Growing Green Strategist T-Shirts

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Population rocket

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Ecological Therapy

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

How Climate Change Works

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Putting money back in to the world economy

Recycling Centre

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!