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"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"...You've got a choice between a 'birdie' or a big sales order."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

The Decline of Europe

Population rocket

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Climate Change -- You are here.

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

A collective sigh of relief.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Ecological Therapy

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

How Climate Change Works

Putting money back in to the world economy

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.