Green Strategist T-Shirts

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"...You've got a choice between a 'birdie' or a big sales order."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

The Decline of Europe

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Population rocket

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Climate Change -- You are here.

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Ecological Therapy

A collective sigh of relief.

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Recycling Centre