Climate Strategist T-Shirts

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Population rocket

The Decline of Europe

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

COP29

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

A collective sigh of relief.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Putting money back in to the world economy

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

New Silk Road,

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Economic Changes Cuba.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

Opec & Coronavirus

The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Climate Dirt Summit

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

BIO TV

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

'It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals.'