Sustainability Managers T-Shirts

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Population rocket

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

City Windfarms.

Tree Funeral

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

COP29

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Ecological balance.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"What about my footprint?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

Recycling centre

Population train.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

Putting money back in to the world economy

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Energy trap.

Industries with clean energy

Wind Energy

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Desk of an urban farm manager

Hourglass earth - time running out