Sustainability Expert Gifts

Human population Train.

City Windfarms.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

Plugged In

"I feel much better now we're only watching environmentally friendly shows on the tele."

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Remember, females are important in maintaining the prey's population, so mainly hunt young males: they're expendable..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The original paperless office

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Climate Crisis

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.