Sustainability Scholar Gifts

Society's branches of environment and ecology are shorn off by civilisation.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Climate Crisis

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

The original paperless office

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"