Sustainability Soothsayer Gifts

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The original paperless office

100% carbon neutral

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Just Stop Boil

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint