Sustainability Soothsayer Pillows

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The original paperless office

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

100% carbon neutral

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"