Sustainability Dreamer Pillows

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Monkey-artist

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

Litter Pick

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Ecology.

Ecology

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

COP29