Sustainable Savvy Gifts

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

100% carbon neutral

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Earth stove

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Population rocket

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Vivienne Westwood

Nuclear generation of energy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

City Windfarms.

Tree Funeral

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"